It all began with a small re-caulking job…

I was going to re-caulk the tub. I started to scrape out the moldy caulk and to my disgust and horror tiles started falling off the wall. Lots of tiles. I can’t believe I didn’t take a picture of it. The entire wall behind the tile was rotten down to the studs. Moldy and yucky and disgusting. I’m surprised I didn’t lose my lunch when I discovered it. Who would have thought that a little new caulk would end up costing $4000 and 3 weeks of solid 12-hour days?

I’d love to break this project down into smaller topics, but that’s another thread for another day. For now I’ll post the overall project from start to finish. I’ll get into the nitty-gritty some other time.

I’m so excited to post these pictures! First, I have to gloat by saying that I did this project about 95% BY MYSELF. Ben helped a little chipping the old floor up and doing a few random things for me and I hired a granite guy for the counter. Other than that, I did ALL the construction, destruction, tiling, texturing, installing, plumbing, painting, wall removal, etc myself. Hear me roar! Roooaaaaarrrrrr!!

Remember this?

How could you even forget? Barf-a-rama!!

Here are a few more original pictures of the bathroom in all its awful glory the way it was when we purchased the house.

This is a linen closet right behind the door into the bathroom. Whoever designed this should have their architecture degree taken away. The door to the bathroom and the door to the linen closet hit each other so that the door knobs from each overlap with each other causing them to lock together. Ya, it’s really fun trying to get them untangled.

Here’s the bathroom at the start of this total renovation. Ben chipped up most of the floor.

When the tile came down, so did the gross moldy soggy sheetrock. Yes, I said sheetrock. If you know anything about tiling a tub surround you’d know that you are suppose to use cement board. I’ll just add this to the list of sh***y upgrade jobs from previous owners and/or the builder. Cutting corners must have been their mantra.

Ahh, my favorite topic to date: sandpaper walls. I’ll give this topic a thread of it’s very own one day, but for now, I’ll just post a picture. It’s hard to give the walls the justice they deserve.

Remember that linen closet with the obnoxious door? Well, in full Allison style, I got out my crowbar and just ripped that sucker down. And it wasn’t just the door. I took out that whole dang wall. Good thing it wasn’t a support wall. That would have been bad. That’s one of those things you are suppose to think about BEFORE you start ripping out 2×4’s with a crowbar.

Thank you google for teaching me how to take out a bathtub. Something so terrifying and daunting turned out to be easier than installing a light fixture. Who wudda though?

Our purdy new bathtub. It’s actually our 2nd bathtub. We had to return the 1st one. Pretty fun getting a bathtub home and ready to install only to realize it’s too tall for the plumbing. And I was in no mood to learn how to move copper plumbing. So ya, we thought it would be great to get a really deep soaking tub. Remember kids, always ALWAYS measure these things before you bring home your heavy large purchase.

Kitchen cabinets. Brilliant idea. All the new houses are doing it these days. Really saves your back when you are brushing your teeth or washing your face. Loves me my new kitchen height cabinets.

This is the disaster in our bedroom. Side story – We had a perfectly good useable door frame until we realized the dang cabinets were too wide for the door frame. They were also too wide for the window. Only solution was to rip out or perfectly good door frame and those suckers barely squeezed through that opening. Note: The door opening is NOT handicap friendly. Or obese friendly. I’m still scratching my head as to why the opening is so narrow. But by this point I was tired and lazy and didn’t feel like moving wall studs to widen the door. Maybe in my next life I’ll do that.

Boo-tiful new walls. I textured them with my handy dandy texture tool and then painted them with my super cheap not-worth-the-money paint sprayer. If you’re going to get a paint sprayer, don’t get a $30 one. Get the $300 dollar one. Or just buy some rollers and roll the paint on. But aren’t the walls so lovely? And soft! Nope, I can’t scratch my back or bleed my knuckles on these walls, baby!

Now I’m ready to tile the surround! Wish me luck, I’ve never done this before!!

I wish it only took me this long to do. This took me D-A-Y-S.

A beautiful sight

Gorgeous! And check out my brick pattern tile floor! I looovvvvve my bathroom!

My OCD type A anal personality kicked into full gear on this project. Did I mention that I’ve never tiled before? Seriously. Never. So I looked up “Type A” in the Thesaurus and it said “ambitious, compulsive, consumed, directed, guided, impelled, induced, monomaniacal, motivated, obsessed, possessed, pushed”. Oh come on! Give the girl a break here! (But it does look totally fab doesn’t it?!!)

Tada! Done!

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Our steal of a deal was finding the perfect size mirror for this wall on craigslist for only 25 bucks. Yup! I was about to have a mirror company custom cut one for me for a whopping $375. Craigslist is the best.

And just for fun, I’ll show you a quick before and after one more time.

BEFORE:

AFTER: